OMG IT'S SHARK WEEK 2014!!!!!11

EDIT (07-11-15): I ACCIDENTALLY EDITED THIS JOURNAL FOR 2015 AND THOUGHT I LOST IT BUT LUCKILY I HIT THE BACK BUTTON AND COULD STILL RE-CREATE THE JOURNAL AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1

OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JULY JOURNALS??? WELL OBVIOUSLY THE SHARKS ATE THEM BECAUSE IT'S SHARK WEEK OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111



WHAT DID YOU DO ALL WEEK???



TODAY IS ACTUALLY THE LAST DAY OF SHARK WEEK, BUT I MEAN... DON'T LET THAT DISCOURAGE YOU FROM NOT LIVING A JAWESOME LIFE EVERY WEEK!!!! I'VE BEEN SO BLOODY BUSY THESE PAST 2 WEEKS THAT I ACTUALLY HAD TO CELEBRATE SHARK WEEK IN THE EVENING THIS YEAR.



DUDE AT THE BAKERY TOTALLY KNEW WHAT WAS UP WHEN I ASKED HIM TO WRITE "HAPPY SHARK WEEK" ON THIS YEAR'S CAKE. PRETTY RADDDDD!!!!!



MY SHARK GOT A LITTLE UPSET AT ME FOR NOT BUYING ALCOHOL FOR HIM, SO I GOT THIS PLASTIC BOTTLE INSTEAD.



I HOPE Y'ALL TUNED IN TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL ALL WEEK. TODAY IS THE LAST DAY, SO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. IF YOU'VE MISSED ANY OF THE JAWESOME GOODNESS, HERE'S A LINK TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL WEBSITE: www.discovery.com/tv-shows/sha… SHARK WEEK 2014 WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, SO SOAK IN THE MAGIC BEFORE IT'S FIN-ISHED!!!



WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH ME? THESE PAST 2 WEEKS HAVE BEEN ABSURDLY EVENTFUL AND I SHOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING SINCE, YOU KNOW. COLOSSUS AT SIX FLAGS CLOSED DOWN YESTERDAY, BUT LUCKILY I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO RIDE IT BEFORE IT DID. UNFORTUNATELY I'VE GOT NO PHOTOS OF IT, SO HERE'S THE OC FAIR INSTEAD!!!!1



DIDN'T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO WITH Cruzle THIS YEAR AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS A LITTLE BUMMED, BUT I GOT TO RIDE THIS THING SINCE SHE WOULD ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO EVERY YEAR. I MEAN, I HATE HEIGHTS TOO AND WAS AFRAID OF FALLING TO MY HILARIOUS DEATH, BUT I GOT TO SEE PARTS OF THE FAIR FROM A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE.



HIGHLIGHTS OF THE FAIR INCLUDE PIGS GIVING BIRTH, WATCHING THE PEKING ACROBATS, LOOKING AT THE ART GALLERY, AND BEING SO BLOODY AMAZED AT THE MAGIC TRICK BOOTH.



LAST YEAR'S FAIR I NOTICED A TON OF PEOPLE WEARING FEDORAS. THIS YEAR I ENDED UP MAKING A TALLY OF EVERY FEDORA/TRILBY I SAW.

TOTAL MALE: 67 (10 ELDERLY; 8 CHILDREN--44%)
TOTAL FEMALE: 85 (1 ELDERYLY; 5 CHILDREN--56%)
OF WHICH WERE ELDERLY: 11 (7.23%)
OF WHICH WERE CHILDREN: 13 (8.55%)
TOTAL FEDORAS: 152

I THINK THE WORST PART IS THAT CHILDREN ARE BEING SUBJECTED TO THIS AT AN EARLY AGE... ...M'LADY.




THE FAIR WAS FUN AS ALWAYS. I DID END UP LEAVING WITH A RESIN SHARK SCULPTURE TOO! AND MAYBE A CLOGGED ARTERY AS WELL.

ENJOY THE FINAL DAY OF SHARK WEEK! I'VE STARTED A SHARK PAINTING EARLIER, BUT HAVE BEEN SO OCCUPIED WITH OTHER STUFF THAT IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE. REGARDLESS, I HOPE TO TALK TO Y'ALL LATERRRRRRR!!!!!!!! SHARKS RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111