You know if you’re obsessed with Rocko’s Modern Life when…

1. You get angry when people mistake Rocko as a kangaroo.
2. You love Joe Murray so much.
3. You correct people when they call Heffer a cow.
4. You are in a middle of a problem, you ask yourself, “What would Rocko do?”
5. You named your dog “Spunky.”
6. You always look for a Chokey Chicken fast-food restaurant.
7. You love singing the songs from the epsiode, “Zanzibar.”
8. You have knowledge about fluorocarbons in our atmosphere.
9. You are mad at the government… you complain to Conglom-O.
10. You are in trouble, you ask yourself, “Where are you Really Really Big Man?”
11. You try so hard to look for O-Town on the atlas.
12. You want to visit Australia.
13. You try to master the dialect of Aussie-slang.
14. Whenever someone asks you how your day went, you reply, “Today… is a very dangerous day!”
15. You hate wearing pants! CRIKEY!
16. You quote what the characters say ALL THE TIME!
17. You spend hours looking for Rocko fan sites.
18. You try to get everyone to sign the “BRING ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE TO DVD” petition.
19. You find Rocko’s Modern Life quizzes online and rock out whenever you get a high/perfect score on them!
20. You try  doing these quizzes again to see if you’d get the same or a higher score than last time.
21. You brag about loving Rocko constantly.
22. You love drawing Rocko.
23. You try to obtain Joe Murray’s style of cartooning.
24. You try to find VHS copies of Rocko’s Modern Life online and in thrift stores.
25. Every time you watch these videos, you rock out to the theme song and the ending credits.
26. B-52 is one of your favorite bands.
27. Each episode gives you that “magical feeling.”
28. You spend time looking for the theme song online.
29. You try looking for flash games of Rocko’s Modern Life.
30. You download a lot of .wav files of quotes from the show.
31. You ask for a doctor named, Dr. Bendova.
32. You admit you have/had a nail-biting problem.
33. You look through the TV Guide for a cartoon called, The FatHeads.
34. After that, you look for, Wacky Delly!
35. You have seen the Rocko’s Modern Life soundboard.
36. You’ve memorized the RECYCLE song from “Zanzibar.”
37. You hate public transportation.
38. You love adding the letter “O” into most of your sentences.
39. You think of Filbert whenever someone says, “I’m nauseous.”
40. You go to a theme park and look for a ride called, “The Nose Bleed.”
41. You sing the original theme song of Rocko’s Modern Life in your car.
42. You watch Rocko’s Modern Life late at night… and hardly miss an episode.
43. You want to learn how to use a jackhammer.
44. You scream, “THAT WAS A HOOT!” after something incredibly exciting!
45. You’ve always wanted a painting of a sad crying clown in an iron lung.
46. You are afraid of running into the Hippo Lady.
47. You’re going to name your kid after a character from the show.
48. You know that the cheese is better than both the salami and the bologna COMBINED!
49. You can relate to more than 35 things on this list.
50. You spend part of your life writing a big list of things that makes you a true addict of Rocko’s Modern Life.