After 11 paragraphs of pure informative hatred, I've decided to delay my 3-year rant because I'm waiting for someone to come back from Japan and comfort me on the phone from all this anger I've been keeping inside. So here's another rant:

Since when did UrfBownd get so popular? Was it because of Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I've seen soooo many new EarthBound fans out there that it's starting to annoy the crap outta me! You see my icon?


I've had that icon since I became active here on DeviantART--NEVER CHANGED IT (thought I've been noticing some pixels being the wrong "black"). I guess you can say that was my first "OC" back when I lurked SM.net and joined the SM.net forums and becoming an active IF-er in their Interactive Fiction subforum. Now... there are a ton of new EarthBound fans out there that it's killing my fandom. It's like when you love a band and then they get all famous and now a million new people love them; it's just not the same. I love UrfBownd... but it's like too cool for their old fans now.


The CLF CHATROOM WAS A SUCCESS!!!!!!!!11
I'd like to thank all those who came and STAYED. It was a very fun chatroom and it was nice talking to people from CLF again. Let's do it again sometime! Seriously, it was fun! At least for me.



Has anyone done Jury Duty yet? If so, PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT IT! I'd got Jury Duty on the 7th... so yeah. I wanna know stuff!



How am I doing? Check this out:



YES! After 2 years looking for employment and 1 year begging for a job at Joann Fabrics, I, Frankie J, FINALLY GOT THAT JOB!!!!!!1111 Yes! I feel like I matter now that I'm on the Joann Fabrics TEAM! TAKE THAT, CRAPPY ECONOMY!! Oh yeah, this is also my FIRST LEGAL JOB TOO!!! Yup! No more under-the-table sanitary engineer, business promoter, store advertising, drug dealing, and street side male prostitution! I've got a LEGAL job now! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!111

So yeah, on Wednesday I got certified as a cashier and now I'm being trained to be a framer so that I could help out my fellow artists with their framing needs! Oh yes! I now know how to stretch canvas, cut glass, stab needles through my fingers, and smile like I mean it! So if you need your artwork to be framed for an exhibit, or a neighbor be framed for a murder you committed, come talk to me and I will serve your framing needs! Imagine the drama: FRANKIE J... THE FRAMER OF AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!11

Oh yeah, and you get to see me wear pants since I NEVER WEAR PANTS!!!!1 Oh nose! Snot PANTS!!!!!!!111

Talk to you guys in July!